i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

windydude:

it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours

gonnaslapabitch:

do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship

and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm

it’s so confusing

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex